No, We are not dating. Yes, I had a birdie putt.
No, I didn't make it. Yes, Par is a great score on this track.

Mark Caputo & his golf coach, JD

ET watering the plants with Coors Light.

Why is Paul wearing a Miami Hat,
When He's a Cowboys fan?

Rick Mayer goes for a Hole in 1

Erik keeps his balls dry on the hole ;-)

Rick in action, see the ball?


Very cool track, Temecula, CA.

Local Track in So. Cal. / Jack Nicklaus Design.

Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."


Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time.
It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

A free round of golf was included with lessons.

After reading the USGA rules, I have to change my theory on golf.

All the executives from my company play this course.

Because I am retired.

Golf brings our my best competitive nature.

John Taylor & ET, we tore this track up!

Jerry D, and ET in Georgia

Golf fills the long void of the weekend until work starts again.

History dictates the more I play, the better I get.

I always meet interesting people on the course.

The fun you get from golf
is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it.

If you watch a game, it's fun.
If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Drive for show, Putt for dough, Shank for comic relief.

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well.

Real golfers know how to count over five, when they have a bad hole.

Real golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed.

Golf is an easy game... it's just hard to play.

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt.

If there is any larceny in man, golf will bring it out.

ET on the Tee

Lane on the Tee

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion
will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

Go Get; "Bud Sweat & Tees" the Book.

But I found the green ;-)

ET Swing

JL Swing

SZ Swing

I need Strokes on the Back.

Mickey our Host.....& Dixon

The greatest liar in the world
is the golfer how claims he plays the game for merely exercise.

Jerry Dixon plans to KILL this Evil Ball.

Cool and Very Hard Par 3

Jerry Dixon on the Tee, Ladies and Germs

Ace McGavin, Shawn and Jani Lane, USA

Another shitty day on tour ;-)

Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore',
shoot six and write down five.

Golf is the hardest game in the world to play,
and the easiest to cheat at.

If you like elevated tee boxes, here you go.

I play with friends, but we don't play friendly games.

As you walk down the fairway of life you
must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.

The only shots you can be dead sure of are those you've had already.

Golf is not and has never has been a fair game.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

I'm hitting the woods just great,
but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them.

Cell phones and Golf, What the F......

No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine

ET, The Good DR. and Mr. Lane

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Ladies and Germs, Taylor Made Wade

ET enjoying his new driver, Thanks Wade ;-)

Wade, enjoying one of his works of Art.

Cool "Old School" Track

Noah Turner, The next Tiger? Dad hopes so.

ET and Ian from New Found Glory fame. Nice guy.

Ian & Steve from Dumb adn Dumberer The Movei.

This feels just like playing bass in the studio, strange.

Before

After

Action Shot, stand back!

ET Pre Shot Routine.

Classic Golf Course, in a 1980's kinda way.

What does the fountain remind you of?

Check out my new 1,000,000 dollar golf crib.

I'm a Niners fan, Rick is a Cowboys fan. I always win ;-)

Rick is playing out of a dry creek. Go Niners!

167 Yard Par 3, 2 birdie putts ;-) Walked with 2 Pars, Ouch!

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

You don't know what pressure is until you've played
for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket.

I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.

It's the most fun I've ever had with my clothes on.

I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial
the operator for long distance after I hit it.

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs
the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

Mile High Style

Steve has his Taylor Made Dick in hand.

For a Lefty , He's Pretty Flippin Good

I took Dan for a 10 spot ;-)

Ice cold Balls anyone?

No, Really, We like Shawn.

Jani & Shawn Ball Hunting, Doesn't sound right?

Lane Bombs one out of his Shoes

Yes, I had a wedge in my hand, after this shot

Keep your Britches on, Lane

Jani, Shawn, Jerry and Shooter

He actually found some grass? In a bag.

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Jerry, Erik, Dr. Chavis and Jani

Sergio Garcia at the 2nd annual golf freaks award Show.